Top Ten Reasons Orangeboy is Glad to be Back to School

10. He doesn't have to take turns with his brother in Computer Lab.
9. He actually LIKES beef-tips stew.
8. Chit-chat and talking is limited in the classroom - whew!
7. Every relevant achievement in school is labeled with a number.
6. He gets to do math worksheets everyday.
5. He gets to do math homework almost every afternoon.
4. He has a good excuse to spend time alone in his room every afternoon - doing math.
3. The Speech teacher is really nice and gives him stickers.
2. His teacher isn't nearly as concerned about his table manners and posture as Mom.
1. Routine and schedule, routine and schedule, aahhhh, predictable routine and schedule!

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