3/11/10

I don't think he would ever fall victim to a molester

Orangeboy and a priestlike man named Eric meet in a dim office:

PEdo: "You're a handsome fellow. Would you like to help me with something VERY important?"

Oboy: "Weeellll... maybe."

PEdo: "I have a very special job for a smart young man like you. I can tell you're smart.
Do you know how?"

Oboy: "No, I don't think you can tell just from looking at me. You're just saying that."

PEdo: "Uh, okay. I was going to say because you act so grown up and serious. You ARE very
grown up aren't you?"

Oboy: "Not really, I'm actually kind of small."

PEdo: "Well, I guess so. Um... I was going to share a special grown up secret with you, but... (pondering a new tactic)... I know! Would you like some candy?"

Oboy: "I'm allergic to most candy because I'm allergic to chocolate- or actually dairy. But I do like Twizzlers, if you have some of those."

PEdo: (sighing) "No. I don't have Twizzlers." (frustrated pause)
"Would you like to sit here beside me and let me show you my really cool stamp collection?"

Oboy: "No thanks."

PEdo reaches over and starts to rub Orangeboy's shoulders. Orangeboy SHREEKS!

P: "What's the matter!?"

O: "You PINCHED me!"

P: "No I didn't! I was going to rub your shoulders! You need to relax little boy!"

O: "No that hurts!"

P: "I didn't DO anything!!! I swear! I barely touched you! Sheeesh! What IS YOUR DEAL, KID?!"

O: "GGGRRRRRRR! YOU are a JERK! I'm LEAVING!"

PEdo: "Yes! Leave, kid! - I need to call a Shrink anyway."







3 comments:

  1. What a great dialogue!

    There are so many ways it could play out though.

    There might be a pretty woman, for instance.

    (Hasn't Orangeboy already been abused and neglected, in the first three years of his life?)

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  2. Thank you, Adelaide, for your continued encouragement.
    And, yes, possibly some abuse and neglect but not molestation. Anyway, this was a silly way of showing that the boy is guileless but not gullible.

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  3. Do appreciate that.

    "Guileness but not gullible".

    The two look so very similar, but they have such different meanings.

    I hope Orangeboy doesn't ever get molested. Some children of my acquaintance with Chinese and Korean backgrounds DID and it wrecked their lives a great deal.

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